Ladies and Gents... Big East Football!

Yes, my alma mater Syracuse is ranked 106th in total defense. And 108th in total offense. And they're 1-6. And they've won just two conference games in the past four years. But at least the roof on the Carrier Dome makes it impossible for the school to send Otto the Orange to his certain death before a football game the way Cincinnati did. (NOTE: This guy did survive -- I'm assuming mascot costumes have a lot of padding.)